There’s a forecast we’ve recently heard,
From a Jan. 6 committee member’s word,
In five or 10 years,
The nation, it appears,
Will all land on the president, absurd.
There once was a Gov in CA,
Who heard what the leader did say,
“MAGA wants to pause,
All election laws!”
But Newsom won’t let them sway.
There once was a host named Kimes,
Known for her NFL wise rhymes,
Becoming the bee’s star,
Since Burton by far,
In 2022, she hosts in good times.
There once was a host of MS NOW
Who argued the conflict was foul
The president knows
That the war surely shows
It’s a fully illegal scowl
There once was a senator named Chuck,
From Iowa, he’s known for his pluck.
Released on a Monday,
The plan led the way,
In a reconciliation package, he struck.
There once were some bots, oh so nice,
Claimed to be docs, gave advice precise,
As medical pros they posed,
Their true nature exposed,
Now they’re in trouble, pay a hefty price.
If confirmed, it would be quite a sight,
For a virus known to rodents to take flight.
It’s a rare occurrence, they say,
To see it spread in a different way,
But science will shed some light.
There once was a man named Lee Gilley,
Accused of a crime quite so silly.
He faced the court’s wrath,
For capital murder’s path,
In connection to Christa, poor filly.
There once was a mayor from New York,
Hospitalized with pneumonia’s cruel fork,
After a trip to Paris so grand,
He needed help to mend,
Recovery, we all surely do hope.
There once was a president bold
Who caused quite a stir, we’re told
With talk of shootings and panic
In front of kids, how manic
Critics went after him, cold