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A post on Cinco De Mayo, so dire,
Went viral, much to Trump’s ire.
His minions had hoped
Liberals were roped,
But the outcome left them all mired.

There once was a man named Diggs
Whose temper was as bright as hot cigs
At his home in Dedham
He choked and he slammed
His chef, oh the violence he digs

There once was a man named Roth
Who thought a phrase was too loath
He deemed it as vile
As a racial profile
To him, the phrase was a harsh growth

There once was a Friends star named Jen,
Who told Fallon, “It’s beyond that,” then,
On The Tonight Show she’d speak,
In a limerick unique,
Her wit shines bright once again.

There once was a late-night host
Who gave MAGA a roast
Crafting jokes with flair
About the president’s hair
His humor hit them the most

There once was a clash, Vance and Rubio,
Wilson said it’s not a sure blow.
The fight is not done,
It’ll be a long run,
Who will emerge as the victor, we don’t know.

There once was a boastful president,
Whose claims left many quite hesitant,
Till the “Daily Show” host in jest,
Asked a question that put him to the test,
Leaving his credibility in dissent.

There once was a president bold
Who on Truth Social, his anger he told
He swiped at another
And made quite a bother
In the comments, the drama would unfold.

There once were some folks not on board,
For the plan that they all had ignored.
They tried to resist,
But they couldn’t persist,
And eventually joined in accord.

There once was a Late Show host so bold
Who turned “TACO” insult to gold
He made it much meatier
And his wit was much sweeter
The insult was brash and uncontrolled