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There once was a man named Trump,
Whose actions made people jump.
Some thought he was fake,
Like a cartoon mistake,
But his impact left many in a slump.

There once was a senator so keen,
Who said nominees really seem
To fear Trump’s wrath,
And lack the right path,
Their independence, it’s clearly seen.

There once were two foes, never near,
Who argued for over a year,
Back and forth they would go,
Each trying to outdo,
But in the end, neither could clear.

There once was a man named Benito,
Who at an old age still turned heads, oh!
With charm and style so clear,
He had no need to fear,
For his presence made everyone’s faces aglow.

There once was a gala so grand,
But protests were close at hand.
Backlash did appear,
Year after year,
At the site where they’d always stand.

There once was a president’s tariffs
Collecting up to $166 billion, not just bits
But some may get refunds
From CBP funds
Leaving many scratching their wits

There once was a man named Trump
Who liked to take a test with a jump
When called a moron
He’d gladly adorn
And prove he’s no chump.

There once was a company called Meta
Said they’d have to say goodbye to New Mexico
If they couldn’t comply
With laws quite impractical, oh my!
No more Instagram or Facebook, what a blow!

There once was a man named Don Jr.,
Who thought the White House was all a blur.
He needed a reminder,
That it’s owned by the U.S. finder,
Not his dad, the big spender.

There once was a plane on the Turnpike
It clipped a car, what bad luck, yikes!
Avoiding catastrophe
Safely landed, you see
A narrow escape on the spike