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There once was a man named Giuliani,
In the hospital, he did surely stay,
Critical, yet stable,
His health they enable,
And monitor him night and day.

There once was a host from “Daily Show”
Who said, in a manner quite low
The president’s fragility
Could be what we need, you see
To bring unity and let tensions go.

There once was an anchor named Witt
Who paused and then shook her head a bit
With a “Wow” she did say
In a lengthy display
Her thoughts on the news were quite split.

There once was a critic so bright
Suggested a new Trump for the light
Not Junior, but another
For a show, not a bother
A reboot with a twist, what a sight!

There once was a loop from the White House
Critics wished it would end, not just a louse
“Can’t stop, won’t stop,” they said
Bizarre 60 minutes in bed
But the loop kept playing, like a mouse

There once was a man who liked Oz,
Watching cricket, just because.
He thought it would be grand,
To win with his favorite land,
And make the victory buzz.

There once was a Trump sycophant
Who reworked the president’s TDS rant
As the rift between them grew
Former allies bid adieu
In a feud that turned rather avant

There once was a deal, now in question,
India and China, no confession.
Broadcast plans up in the air,
A situation quite rare,
Leaving many in anxious tension.

There once was a company bold,
Offering to buy, so I’m told,
The U.S. online space,
In an unsolicited embrace,
Their intentions now unfold.

Police said with concern in their eyes,
Twelve to hospitals went, a surprise.
More may have driven,
Their health they’re not given,
In danger, with no goodbyes.