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A rare albino buffalo in Bangla
Was sold for a ritual to a stranger
Authorities intervened
Security concerns, they deemed
Saved from the fate of a danger

There once was a Texan named Ken,
Who defeated a senator, then,
The president said,
It’s a sign, he’s ahead,
A prelude to midterms, again.

There once was a host from CNN
Said grand jury misconduct’s a sin
Transcripts should be released
To show the true beast
Of the DOJ’s dealings within.

A judge set a teen assailant free,
Accused of a crime at sea,
Assaulting and killing,
His stepsister chilling,
On a Carnival Cruise spree.

There once was a lodge, oh so grand,
Where victims met the sleazy man.
Now it’s torn down, no trace,
Of his vile disgrace,
In Interlochen, justice will stand.

There once was a first lady so fair
Who wanted her husband to declare
His run in the 2024 race
With a smile on her face
She remained his staunch advocate without a care

There once was a rep named Flood
Faced questions about a fund that’s a dud
The town hall was rough
With citizens rebuff
He left feeling like mud

Homeland Security’s Mullin did say
Plans to stop processing today
In cities that oppose
Immigration, he knows
May cause quite a political fray.

There once was a tabloid editorial
Claiming the president’s agenda is mercurial
They said there are worries big
As November’s elections dig
A rough patch for the leader material

There once was a prof named John Allen,
Concerned about hail, I’ll tell ya when,
“We’re not building right,
For storms such a fright,
Resilience we lack, it’s a big problem.”