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There once was a man named Steele,
Who didn’t mince words, quite real,
The president claimed,
His health was acclaimed,
But Steele’s disbelief he’d reveal.

There once was a journalist named Sharyn
Said, “Sanitizing news isn’t my plan”
So she took a brave stand
Got penalized, wasn’t grand
For reporting the truth, she won’t scan.

There once was a speaker so bold
Who realized they were off course, I’m told
In August one year
Their mistake became clear
And the truth had to finally unfold

There once was a man named Perry,
Whose assistant was rather scary,
She injected him with a dose,
That led to his untimely close,
Now he’s buried in a cemetery.

There once was a man named Dan Greaney,
A “progressive Republican” quite brainy,
He took on Trump with great zeal,
And called out the cowards with appeal,
In a bonkers clip, he seemed quite grainy.

There once was an anchor named Bash,
Who fired back with a cheeky quip flash.
She had wit and she had sass,
In her job as news broadcast class,
Dana’s humor was never just a dash.

There once was a voter named Paul,
Whose opinions did greatly appall,
He said with a sigh,
“And this is not voters overall, let me remind you.”
But his views just made everyone brawl.

There once was a man who said, “It’s horrible,”
He found himself in a situation unbearable,
He tried to escape,
But instead fell on his nape,
And ended up feeling quite deplorable.

There once was a president so mean,
A strategist said, “His life will careen,”
“He’ll leave and be glum,
His days will be glum,”
In misery, his face will be seen.

There once were detainees in ICE,
Whose suicides came at a high price.
Experts say, the care fails,
Oversight off the rails,
A tragic tale, not once, but twice.