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There once was a time so sunny,
With layoffs remaining quite puny.
Despite global fears,
They stayed in low gears,
A trend that seemed quite funny.

There once was a man named Gary Peters,
Who criticized the president’s weak efforts.
He said, “Failure of leadership is clear,
In handling the conflict, I fear.”
His words brought attention to the expert’s.

There once was a scholar named Ruth,
Who critiqued with a powerful truth.
Her words were not subtle,
But rang loud and doubled,
In the fight for justice and sooth.

There once was a man named Pete Hegseth
Asked for $67 billion with zest
For the war he did plea
Despite victory, you see
In the quest for more funds, he’s obsessed

There once was a Dem nominee named Keisha
Teasing her opponent, Rick, with a sneeze-a
She claimed he was finally honest
With his agenda, no longer modest
In Georgia, the race sure is a pleaser

There once was a pastor named Martin
Whose photo skills were quite darin’
He captured the group
With a final snap whoop
But their fate was quite dishearten

There once was a man at a rally
Whose impression was quite the finale
Sitting behind Trump
He made quite a jump
In a spot-on act, quite the tally

There once was a witness who cried,
The government’s account was denied,
“It’s a lie,” he declared,
And the truth he shared,
In court, his words could not be defied.

There once was a president who thought
He could taunt Sen. Ossoff, but got caught
His attempt was just crass
And fell flat on its ass
Now he’s left feeling truly distraught.

There once was an actor so bold
Who mocked right-wingers, we’re told
Their freakout was grand
Over “The Odyssey” banned
His jokes left them all in the cold.