There once was a president whose words,
Were deemed disgusting, shameful, absurd,
Critics condemned his speech,
And stayed out of his reach,
For they found his remarks quite disturbed.
There’s a director named Sean Curran
Who knows bad people will return
He said with a sigh
It’s no surprise why
They pop up where you least discern
There once was a country, Canada,
Whose problem wasn’t that it was under.
The real threat they face
Is the changing of space,
Climate change, a global plunder.
There once was a House painted white,
Critics said it was quite a sight,
At the World Cup, they saw,
And laughed at what they saw,
At the final, the House caused a fright.
A leader who spoke very strongly,
Said, “Iran can’t have nukes, that’s just wrongly.”
Despite polls, the opposition’s growing,
He’s adamant, the message he’s sowing,
No nuclear weapons for Iran, that’s his songly.
There once was a man named Tony Robinson
Shot by a cop, a tragic sin
On the same street where he fell
His story we must tell
Injustice for him, we must begin
There once was a man named Rushdie
Slashed in front of an audience, truly
At Chautauqua he bled
Left the crowd filled with dread
In 2022, a day so unruly
There once was a president, Trump,
Found liable for actions most chump,
Sexual abuse in the past,
His denials didn’t last,
In court, he took quite a thump.
There once was a spoof quite absurd
White House press briefing was blurred
Late Night host had a line
That really did shine
In humor, the punchline was stirred.
There once was a senator named Kennedy,
Who asked Trump’s official quite steadily,
About seafood from abroad,
But his questions were ignored,
Leaving Kennedy feeling quite unsteady.