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There once was a president, it’s a twist,
Said the analyst, “Get this over with!”
In five lines, I’ll be quick,
To write you a limerick,
With humor and rhyme so adroit.

There once was a host named MS NOW
Who slammed the president with a POW
Despite the war’s deadly rate
The family’s “grand old time” was the bait
In their world, it’s all just a WOW

There once was a president, no slack,
67% say he’s on the wrong track,
Cost of living, they cry,
Nearly half did reply,
In the U.S., they want to turn back.

There once was a director of speech
Who resorted to lies within reach
When an actor did slam
The administration, damn
Using long-debunked claims in a breach

There once was a host, Nicolle Wallace,
Who called out MAGA pundits with malice,
She said, “Kelly can’t launder,
The president’s self-dealings, it’s a blunder,”
On “Deadline: White House,” she took on this challenge.

There once were some cops who had said,
“We will look at all angles with this,” they pled.
They searched high and low,
Through rain and through snow,
Till the culprit was caught in their stead.

There once was a family estranged,
For a decade their bond was deranged.
But new photos have shown
That their love has re-grown,
And their hearts are no longer estranged.

There once was a “Daily Show” host,
Who mocked the president, to our utmost,
For needing a feed,
Of lies, to succeed,
In the end, it’s the truth that we toast.

There once was a man named Meyers,
Who called out a liar with fire,
He said with a shout,
“He’s lying, no doubt,”
In truth, he never did tire.

There once was a social media commenter,
Who said, “She’s so close,” in a letter.
With each post she’d share,
He’d show he did care,
Their connection grew strong, even better.