There once was an actor so bold,
Who mocked right-wing outrage and told,
About the cast of “The Odyssey,”
He laughed with such glee,
In the limelight, his humor did unfold.
There once were some players from Argentina,
Facing fans, backs turned, in a demeaning manner,
As Spain raised the trophy,
Their demeanor so snooty,
But the loss didn’t leave them in a trauma.
There once was a comic named Maher
At the Kennedy Center, a flair
For wit, he was awarded
But a crack from the lady, discarded
As she stole the attention, right there
There once was a man named Perry,
Who paid for a funeral quite harry,
For an 18-year-old lad,
It made everyone glad,
Such kindness is truly quite rare-y.
There once was a lawyer named Nessel,
In Michigan, she sure did wrestle.
To the Supreme Court she’ll go,
Cases high and cases low,
With her arguments sharp as a trestle.
Five souls on an Ohio river tide,
Went in to help, but tragically died.
A swimmer in need,
Led to this sad deed,
Now five angels on heaven’s side.
There once was a golfer who’d groan,
Wanted Trump on the phone.
A ruling unfair,
Knocked him down from up there,
His leaderboard dreams all were blown.
There once was a data guru at CNN
Who said the party is right on the edge, amen
Securing a major win in November, he said
Excitement and hope now widely spread
For victory, they’ll have to put in the work, again.
There once was a man named Milei
Who celebrated in a strange way
Argentina lost to Spain
But he didn’t complain
His tweet caused quite a display
There once was a 43-year-old lass,
Who protested against ICE with much sass,
Her activism was bold,
But she never did fold,
Fighting for justice, she’d never pass.