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At Gulf Shores Airport one day,
Relics found in a suitcase on display,
X-ray showed a large item,
Opaque and bright, oh what a whim,
Discovered on that July 18th ray.

There once were hedge funds in a bind,
Their biggest drawdown they did find.
AI stocks got routed,
Their profits rerouted,
Leaving investors in a bad mind.

There once was a mayor named Kate
Who planned to make a move so great
She wanted a new police chief in place
After a shootout faced disgrace
Public criticism she couldn’t just negate

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose posts on Truth Social would thump,
He claimed a milestone grand,
In Israel’s war-torn land,
With a 20-Point Plan, he’d jump.

There once was a threat experts feared,
AI’s reach in security appeared.
Breach after breach,
Beyond experts’ speech,
Their worries were well-founded, it’s cleared.

There once was a home, so grand
Faced a moment, terribly unplanned
Its fate was unknown
Leaving us all alone
Praying it would still stand in the land

There once was a correspondent quite keen
Who interviewed Trump supporters unseen
For a decade he’d ask
In his funny man mask
On “The Daily Show” he was seen

The Fed on Wednesday chose
To leave the rate just as it goes
Unchanged for the fifth time
No change in the climb
Interest rates staying in repose

There once was a man named Colin Gray,
Who gave his son guns one day,
But then he found out,
His son had no doubt,
A dark path he might go his way.

There once was a senator from Texas
Who found Trump’s behavior quite reckless
He withheld his support
For the president’s court
And now the relationship’s complex.