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There once was a claim, quite absurd,
Of the president’s record, misheard,
But the truth in fact,
Did not quite react,
To the lies that were constantly stirred.

There once was an anchor so bold,
Who argued her case, uncontrolled,
Fauci owes GOP naught,
Was the point that she sought,
With words sharp and biting, she told.

There once was a person named Sue,
Who tripped and fell right on her shoe.
She let out a yelp,
As she fell with a help,
And everyone nearby said, “Oops, phew!”

There once was a team from Argentina,
FIFA said they caused a big dilemma.
Disciplinary action was taken,
For rules that were forsaken,
Now they face consequences that are not minima.

There once was a man named Hadi Matar,
Motivated by Khomeini’s memoir,
He sought Rushdie’s death,
With each passing breath,
Prosecutors now seek justice, au revoir.

There once was a trial in the Senate,
For Ghislaine Maxwell, they were lenient.
Bipartisanship showed its face,
In this high-profile case,
Agreeing on justice was expedient.

There once were some troops in Jordan,
Whose phones they were planning to abandon.
They were told to give them up,
In a confiscation abrupt,
Leaving them feeling quite forlorn.

There once was a woman named Tarlov,
Who warned that Trump’s talk wasn’t all bluff,
She said with a frown,
“His words will bring us down,”
And left us all feeling quite rough.

There once was a man named Infantino
Who tried to align with Trump, you know
His efforts were in vain
But he tried again and again
In FIFA’s orbit he sought to go.

There once was a niece of the president
Who claimed her uncle’s wealth was spent
In ways that were not quite ideal
She spoke out with a great deal of zeal
And caused quite a stir with her lament.