There once was a man named Platner
Whose ideas caused quite a stir
An Obama aide said
On conspiracy theories he’s led
His reputation began to falter
There once was a tech giant named Apple
Who tried to reach out, but to no avail
To OpenAI, they said
But no response came instead
Leaving Apple feeling quite frail.
There once was an administration so sly,
Their grift reached a level too high,
One parent did say,
They would not pay,
For fear of being left high and dry.
There once was a man with a grin,
Said, “This can’t be the same heat George Washington was wearing a wig in.”
He took off his coat,
Felt the sun’s strong gloat,
And realized it was too hot to sin.
There once was a dog who was brave,
In the firefighting scene, she did crave.
Lt. Leland did remark,
As she worked in the dark,
A cool animal in danger she did save.
There once was a nurse, so sly,
Who falsified records, oh my!
She gave shots for the flu,
Hepatitis B too,
Her deceit was exposed, no lie.
There once was a virus in Michigan
Spreading fast, causing quite a jam
The outbreak was vast
Across the states it cast
History’s largest, oh what a scam!
There once was an FBI director so sly,
Told to “lay low” or he might fry,
But he proudly declared,
A gold-plated jet ski he shared,
Living large, he was not shy.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose ego could never be stumped.
An airport he did gain,
Named after his name,
But not all were happy, some grumped.
There once was an actress quite witty,
Who could anger the president (what a pity),
Not with jokes on TV,
But just being she,
Oh, the power of a comedian’s ditty.