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There once was a team feeling the fuss,
Bummed out for them and bummed out for us,
Their spirits were low,
It sure did show,
In sorrow, they rode the sad bus.

There once was a president bold,
Who repeated his claim, so we’re told,
Again and again,
Over weeks, it was plain,
In a montage, his story was sold.

Jonathan Swan said with surprise
An unexpected figure did rise
In a key White House meet
With a move so discreet
It left everyone’s jaws open wide.

There once was a president’s adviser,
Who knew Iran war would backfire.
But Trump didn’t care,
He’d take the affair,
And ignore the political satire.

There once was a team that did lose,
Fans showed their distaste with loud boos,
Their votes were quite clear,
Their displeasure severe,
Leaving the team feeling quite bruised.

ICE’s enforcement has not gone away,
Though it’s quieter, they still have their say.
Organizers claim
It’s all still the same,
But they’re working in a subtler way.

There once was a Senator from Alabama,
Whose mansion in Florida caused drama.
The lawsuit was tossed,
His case was embossed,
For he claimed to live with no shame-a.

There once was a pilot named Funk,
Who tested like NASA’s top monk,
But her space dreams were delayed,
Till Bezos’ rocket she braved,
In 2021, her journey had sunk.

There once was a man named Trump
Whose actions made the public jump
He tried to change the mail-in vote
But his efforts did not gloat
Now investigations into his actions will thump

There once was a guy named Rogan,
Who said war wasn’t what he was hopin’,
Conservatives, he claimed,
Were not to be blamed,
For the conflict that everyone’s mopin’.