There once was a president who, it’s said,
Threw a fit with a world leader, so dread.
His temper was hot,
But the other one fought,
And both left with faces bright red.
There once was a man who said, “I mean,
Can we just take a pause,” to the scene.
He needed a break,
For his sanity’s sake,
In silence, he found peace serene.
There once was a singer named Bennett,
Whose group G.R.L. made a sad statement.
On Instagram they wrote,
Of her death, it did float,
A loss that no one can prevent.
There once was a man from Belgium,
Who spoke out about Trump to tell ’em,
The feud was still brewing,
And Trump kept on stewing,
Francken’s words sparked quite a commotion.
There once was a school in Provo
Whose license was revoked, don’t you know
Utah said that it failed
Health and safety curtailed
Now the school’s reputation’s on the low.
There once was an MS NOW host
Who brought up a celebratory ghost
Tainting the 250th jubilee
With incidents that were not so glee
A litany of issues to boast
There once was a Blanche who did attack,
The DOJ’s workforce, what a setback,
Consequences galore,
Spreading far, not just at the core,
Apolitical values they try to get back.
There once was a man from upstate,
Who received quite an unpleasant fate,
ICE showed up at his door,
For an email they abhor,
Now he’s in quite a legal debate.
There once was a judge who did rule
Trump’s pardons for rioters, no fuel
A Virginia man
With a wicked plan
Must face justice, not play the fool
There once were four names from D.C. and Maine,
To challenge Collins, they aimed to gain.
Progressive oysterman’s plea,
To exit the race, let it be,
The operatives’ choice must now reign.