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There once was a man named Trump,
With SCOTUS appointments to bump,
Media speculation spread,
Of a fourth seat to be fed,
His critics could only feel stumped.

Belgium’s team was on quite a spree,
Knocking the U.S. out with glee.
In the round of 16,
For the win they were keen,
With an unbeaten streak that reached three.

There once was a man on camera,
Said, “Let us cheat, or I’m gonna
Pull a 2020 again,”
A user on social media did feign,
In a limerick, this act of drama.

Any accusation of non-consent,
He denied in a video statement,
Categorically false,
He did quickly disclose,
On social media was his intent.

There once was a man in Memphis
Shot dead by guards to his distress
Now his grandfather cries
For the truth to arise
In search of answers, he does press

There once was a president in power,
Whose soccer move caused quite a shower,
Outrage spread far and wide,
In the soccer world, nationwide,
The community’s anger did tower.

There once was a user who asked,
Why publicly gloat at your task?
Corruption may win,
But it’s not a good spin,
Keep your victories hidden, unmasked.

There once was a president feuding,
With Giorgia Meloni, his mood brewing,
Since the G7 summit,
Their relationship plummet,
In public, their rivalry stewing.

There once was a president’s call,
To FIFA’s Peace Prize-awarding boss, tall,
The irony alarm rang,
Gianni Infantino’s name sang,
In a limerick that’s clever and all.

There once was a White House deputy,
Who stirred up a storm of controversy,
The critics gave him hell,
Over a decision he did dwell,
Now his reputation is a little bit less than steady.