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There once was a mall in the city,
Evacuated after a shooting spree.
Police closed it down tight,
Investigating day and night,
Hoping to solve this mystery.

Try your hardest not to drool
Eating ice cream by the pool
Temptation is strong
But you must stay strong
Or else you’ll look like a fool.

There once was a speech, quite astute,
Rebuking the president’s brute,
No name was said,
But clear points were spread,
Against exclusion, the speaker took root.

There once was a witch hunt in play,
Said Murrill, it’s not the right way,
Political games,
Have no place in our aims,
Let’s hope they don’t lead us astray.

There once was a president near Westminster,
Who chatted with Keir Starmer for sure.
But the talk took a twist,
When they disagreed on a list,
Of topics that left them unsure.

There once was a White House that tried,
To showcase America with pride,
But the “Eras Tour” went wrong,
And did not last long,
The backlash could not be denied.

There once was a woman named Jen,
Who showed clips from the State Fair again,
The president was upset,
For the scenes were a threat,
But Jen just continued to grin.

There once was a strategist named Jack,
Who regretted words he let out in a lack,
He said, “I now have come to detest
The fact I said that” with unrest,
A lesson learned to watch words back.

There once was a press secretary
With something behind that was scary
Observers honed in
On the scene that had been
In her Air Force One photo, quite contrary.

There once was a lawyer so tense,
Her cases would fall during press conference,
Commenters would jest,
At her legal unrest,
Leaving her in a state of defense.