There once was a president bold,
Who treated his foes, or so he’s told,
With an AI video post,
To mock and to boast,
Of “Trump Derangement Syndrome” he scolded.
There once was a board editorial,
Conservative views, superior material,
Republicans beware,
Political costs are there,
In the paper’s opinion, imperial.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose words often had a thump.
They came back to haunt,
His past did taunt,
In politics, he hit a big bump.
There is no indication they said,
The emergency was caused by dread,
U.S. Naval Forces stated,
Hostile action unrelated,
Just a glitch that caused some real dread.
There once was a president, you see,
Who chatted with a projection, AI.
The 26th president, oh my!
In a room filled with tech, they did meet,
An unusual encounter, quite neat!
There once was a president sly,
Who thought he and his sons should apply,
For the nation’s top military prize,
But soon he’d realize,
It was a line he should not cross, oh my!
There once was an economist esteemed,
Who showed how Americans beamed,
But the price that they paid,
Was more than they bade,
Their wallets were slowly redeemed.
There once was a data analyst at CNN,
Who delivered a sobering reality check, then
He presented the facts,
With no sugar-coated acts,
Leaving viewers in shock with a frown.
There once was an old lady, frail,
With limited movement, she’d ail,
Last seen on Jan. 31,
In her home by everyone,
Her health was the reason she’d pale.
There once was a family in Mississippi
Whose loss was caused by police in a hurry
Their child just one year old
Shot in a car, so cold
Challenging the claims, the family’s in worry.