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There once was a child found on Tuesday,
Who couldn’t speak or write, so they say.
An 18-year-old,
Developmentally controlled,
Unable to even sign her name, in dismay.

There once was a state named California,
Where gun stores faced a big dilemma,
Certain handguns were banned,
Fully automatic, unplanned,
While in Virginia, semiautomatics were persona non grata.

Troop members, a serious folk,
At VP’s speech barely spoke,
When Biden joke was told,
Their faces stayed cold,
Stone-faced, no laughter awoke.

There once was a post on X, it said,
“What’s wrong with these people?” it read.
The comments were mean,
But the poster, serene,
Just laughed at the words that were spread.

There once was a staffer who deemed
Trump’s new jet as the best one, it seemed
But social media snark
Made their tweet miss the mark
As the critics jumped in and they teemed

There once was a man named Trump,
Who claimed mail-in voting’s a dump,
He said it’s prone to fraud,
But evidence is flawed,
His claims just make his supporters jump.

There once was a veep from the right,
Who claimed Democrats gave no light.
They wouldn’t work with us,
On affordability they fuss,
Trump’s holding the issue tight.

There once was a man named Trump
Who sold Bibles and sneakers with a thump
Making millions in a flash
With his presidential cash
An unprecedented move, that’s a jump

There once was an actor so bold,
George Takei and Wheaton, we’re told,
Slammed his declaration,
With much consternation,
For his actions left them cold.

There’s a study that sheds light on who
Waves the red, white, and blue, it’s true
Political parties and ages
Highlighted in its pages
Showing which groups are most likely to clue