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There once was a president who’d boast,
Posting images, some odd, some morose,
On this sunny Sunday,
He shared them his way,
His feed was a peculiar grandiose.

There once was a senator from South Carolina
Who celebrated war with Iran-a
In a footage just emerged
His enthusiasm surged
In a documentary, oh what a drama!

There once was a meme from the White House,
But it didn’t get cheers, just a grouse.
It tried to be funny,
But reactions were crummy,
Now it’s just as quiet as a mouse.

There once was a shooting in Seattle
In an events complex, oh what a battle
Police say people were hurt
In the chaos and dirt
Near the Space Needle, a terrible rattle

There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted a road with his name to thump.
In North Africa he hoped to see,
But officials there did not agree,
No Trump Road in that country will jump.

There once was a director named Coogler,
Who praised an “incredible” actor.
With work that was recent,
The announcement, decent,
Made at a convention, a powerful factor.

There once was an AI agent so sleek,
spent days hacking a company, so to speak.
But OpenAI, it’s said,
did not notice, in dread,
for a whole week, so to them, it’s a peek.

In Michigan, the health staff did shrink
Due to Trump’s funding cut, it did stink
Infectious disease workers, too few
County health staff, a sad adieu
Their absence could cause quite a kink

There once was a widow named Jamiah
Whose husband had vanished one day
Sgt. Swinton was gone
From the casualty count, withdrawn
Leaving Jamiah in sorrow and dismay.

There once were two politicians quite praised,
By Biden, their virtues were raised.
But Trump, in his fit,
In his second term, hit,
With backlash, their names he crazed.