There once were some companies bold
Testing treatments, stories untold
Against lung, breast, and pancreatic woes
In hope that a cure quickly shows
Their efforts, we all must uphold
There once was a milestone so great,
It showed how defense costs inflate.
Social programs and interest,
On the deficit, they did chest.
The impact was truly first-rate.
There once was a Squidpocalypse bold,
In ’26, the story was told,
Local authorities scared,
By the squids that appeared,
Their tentacles left all hearts cold.
There once was a melanoma expert,
Whose excitement he couldn’t divert.
For a vaccine was found,
By Moderna, renowned,
And Merck, who had played their part.
There once was a storm called Lala,
Pounded islands like a wild gala,
With high winds and rain,
Leaving destruction and pain,
The archipelago left in a hala.
There once was a judge named Louise
Who ruled on a case with unease
Karmelo Anthony’s fate
She was forced to vacate
As he sought a retrial with ease
A defunct airline named Spirit,
Said they’ll work to resolve, we hear it.
Privacy concerns they’ll address,
To parties they’ll confess,
Their efforts we hope will clear it.
There once was a president so proud,
Whose endorsements were followed by a crowd.
But this week brought him sorrow,
With losses to borrow,
His record now tainted, unbowed.
There once was a senator from the South,
His national security knowledge had a drouth,
He fumbled a question,
Causing quite a sensation,
His viral moment went all about.
A man named Mills, 46,
Accused of a deed quite obscene,
Assaulting a lass,
Threats to release her class,
Now faces a legal routine.