A Trump spokesperson named Hicks
Told Jennings with sly little tricks
“Your comments will ruin
With Iraq 2005 tune”
But Jennings just laughed and said, “Nix!”
There once was a president named Trump
His second term was starting to slump
With Israel and Iran
In a conflict so grand
He faced an awkward moment with a thump
There once was a lake known as “HOMES”
Now “SHAME” the new name quickly roams
A social media user said
The acronym now is dead
For the Great Lakes, a new tone it combs
A governor named Tony Evers
Signed napkins with clever endeavors
When Trump tried to rename
Lake Ontario’s old name
Evers showed him signing finesse
There once was a man named Carney,
Who had to respond to a moron so zany.
The user on social media,
Caused quite a big dilemma,
Embarrassing America, oh so rainy.
A judge ruled the order unsound,
As mail voting limits were found.
Trump’s plan got a blow,
So it cannot go,
In midterms, it won’t be around.
There once was a storm named Tina,
But it had no ties to the diva.
No need to be wary,
It wasn’t the legendary,
Just a tempest that was a misgiver.
There once was a man who said “immediately,”
The change would take place, quite predictably.
With a snap of his fingers,
The new rule now lingers,
And everyone followed agreeably.
A judge in Miami did debate
If Andrew and Tristan should skate
From their detention cell
In the UK they’d dwell
Now freedom might just be their fate
There once was a man with a love for beans,
He cooked them in various cuisine scenes,
Black beans and pinto,
His kitchen a hint-o,
Of flavors that made all mouths keen.