There once were some experts who knew,
Chinese cyber contractors, it’s true,
They carry out intrusions,
For government illusions,
In the cyber world, they pursue.
There once was an actor quite grand,
From Britain, known all over the land,
As Frank-N-Furter he’d sing,
Or Pennywise bring,
To the screen, a performance so grand.
There once was a rapper so sincere
Who praised Parton, a superstar so dear
In every sense, she shines
Like the brightest of signs
A legend we all hold so near
There once was a veep oh so bold,
Who asked for donations in gold.
He said, “I won’t make you feel blue,
But if you back me, I’d be due.”
His words were both charming and cold.
There once was a girl named Nausheen,
In court, she wiped tears that were seen.
She said, “He’s our child,
“His fate is so wild,”
Her love for him never grew lean.
There once was a group with content to tout,
They posted a video, no doubt,
To promote a driver,
Co-branded, a survivor,
Their efforts, we cannot flout.
There once was a plan quite severe,
To rename Lake Ontario, I fear,
“America” it would be,
But most hearts did not agree,
For “Ontario” sounded far more sincere.
There once was a singer named Kacey
Whose world felt less sparkly and racy
She sang with a frown
Feeling blue, feeling down
But her voice still shone bright and spacey
There once was a governor named Sanders
Who found a remark quite outlandish
She called it insane and sad
For the Michigan Senate lad
His eyebrow-raising comment was banished
There once was a portrait so grand,
By Kehinde Wiley’s own hand.
The State Department declared,
It must be repaired,
For a new home it’s now in demand.