Instagram Head Adam Mosseri Begins Testimony At Meta Child Social Media Addiction Trial
There once was a lawsuit so grand
About social media and its command
It focused on young users
And their online abusers
The legal battle took a stand.
There once was a lawsuit so grand
About social media and its command
It focused on young users
And their online abusers
The legal battle took a stand.
There once was a bold adviser
Whose comment caused quite the stir
People focused on his talk
But ignored the dog’s bark
In nutrition, he was a wise improviser
There once was a center for arts,
Whose survival faced financial parts,
Trump’s help it did need,
For it to succeed,
In court, attorneys made their smarts.
There once was a family blended,
From great-grandma to young girl attended,
Tragedy struck this crew,
Four generations it slew,
Their loss will never be mended.
There once was a rep named Dingell
Whose post included an aide’s name to tell
In scorched-earth style she raved
The aide’s name, she engraved
In a limerick, the scandalous tale did dwell
There once was a program so merry
Dolly Parton’s Library, extraordinary
More than 300 million books
To children, it cooks
Imagination sparked, a vision airy
There once was an NBA great
Who endured an hour of hate
Screaming at each other
Like sister and brother
A waste of time, that’s his fate.
There once was a player named Cloud
Whose post led to a heated row
With Enes Kanter Freedom, they clashed
His activism dismissed, they bashed
In the WNBA, it’s all a loud show
There once was an ICU nurse from Minnesota
Killed by officers of immigration quota
His family seeks justice
For the loss that disgusts
Claiming efforts to vilify him, oh what a blowta
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose tariffs caused quite a thump.
On Canadian goods,
The prices now stood,
A decision that left many a grump.