There once was a man named Trump
Who insulted a protester with a thump
He called her “scum” in a rant
After she was attacked, he did taunt
In Youngstown, it caused quite a bump
There once was a show with great karma
Aaron Paul and Dean Norris brought the drama
With tributes to Mitte
Who played Walter White’s sweetie
In the Emmy-winning series with drama
There once was a host, real-time star
Who worried ’bout backlash, by far
To his dinner, so grand
With Hollywood’s hand
Preemptively, he raised the bar.
There once was a filmmaker named Musk,
Who spoke out on a powerful tusk.
Splurging millions with glee,
On Trump and the GOP,
Midterms funding, a bold and brash husk.
There once was a survey so vast,
By The Associated Press and NORC cast,
Their research did show,
What the people did know,
Their findings were found unsurpassed.
There once was a Trump donor so bold,
Said, “She can’t escape what I’ve told.”
With a smirk on his face,
He felt quite in place,
His power and influence he’d sold.
There once was a man named Hinton,
Famed computer scientist with a mission.
He warned of AI’s risks,
And took on the president’s disc.
Geoffrey’s voice was a critical addition.
There once was a president named Kotlikoff
Who declared a new policy to stop scoff
“Zero tolerance,” he proclaimed,
For violations unnamed,
Chapters faced suspension, that’s the payoff.
There once was a House speaker so nervous
That powerful people might face a service
For their actions, he feared
If Democrats appeared
In the House and the Senate, no less.
There once was a man called Keffe D,
Sentenced to forty years, you see,
For the murder of Tupac Shakur,
In prison, he’ll endure,
Justice served for all to decree.