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There once was a company in fame
Who blamed rising costs for their claim
Fuel, aluminum, and food
Put them in a bad mood
Their profits went up in a flame

There once was a timeline in sight,
Abortion opponents put up a fight.
They hoped to see
Mifepristone’s use curtailed, agree,
But their efforts fell short in the light.

There once was an ambassador bold
Whose first tweet since July she told
But the elephant in the room
Was ignored with a boom
As if she were simply too cold.

A Trump official named Mehmet Oz
Said, “Your talking points are a cause
Of deceit and of lies,
I can’t stand your disguise,
Your tactics are just a big loss.”

There once was a boy full of fight,
Said, “Both y’all want a f**king piece of me, right?”
He was restrained by police,
After causing a peace-
Shattering shooting in the night.

There once was a president grand
Who wanted to change up the land
But his renaming schemes
Were met with harsh screams
Now Lake America’s plan is banned

There once was a man full of glee
Who wanted a public shooting spree
The defense secretary said
A firing squad for the unwed
But the idea was shot down swiftly

There once was a person in the city,
Shot by agents, oh what a pity.
The New York Police did declare,
That federal law was not fair,
In the Big Apple, things can get gritty.

From Ocean Springs to Gulf County,
The weather service warns quite soundly,
Prepare for outages long,
And stay safe, don’t get it wrong,
For storms can be quite quite roundly.

There once was a strategist, so wise
Who gave the president’s image some tries
With the midterms in sight
He was quick to indict
In a brutal and scathing surprise