The president’s new declaration,
“Let them take out LA, let them take out San Diego,”
got a makeover, oh what a show,
but the people said no,
and he faced a lot of frustration.
There once was a host from MS NOW,
Who warned, “Everything else, you must know.”
From that, everything flows,
As the truth surely shows,
In this world where knowledge does grow.
There are cracks in the Trump coalition,
According to a Reuters poll revelation.
In 2024, it may show,
That his supporters might go,
Leaving the White House with no foundation.
There once was a girl named Wow,
Whose laughter could carry a cow,
She danced with such glee,
For all to see,
Oh how she could raise a brow.
There once was a late-night host
Who saw the lowlights and did boast
The right-wing network did turn 30
But to him, it was more dirty
So he roasted them and made a good roast
There once was a president who
Claimed a packed venue he knew
But the camera did show
Empty seats in each row
His falsehood was now clear to view
There once was a president bold,
Whose Truth Social plan took hold,
But the backlash was strong,
And the critics were wrong,
His platform’s future was foretold.
There once was a man named Washington
Who accused his government’s action
Detaining Americans for pay
Was the government’s shady way
To extract concessions, a fatal attraction
There once was a man named Trump
Who refused to pay what he’d lump
For ads that were political
His actions were quite critical
But alas, he refused to jump
There once was a law against robocalls,
Most people agreed it was right.
But still they persist,
A nuisance to resist,
To stop them, we put up our fights.