There once were two comics quite bold
Who challenged a program, we’re told
At the Atlanta airport
Their search methods, a retort
To racial profiling, truth be told
There once was a company named Astra
Paused training on models, causing some extra
The largest run is still on hold
A setback, truth be told
But they’re working hard to fix this disaster
There once was an election in play
Florida and Alaska had their say
Live results were revealed
As the voters appealed
For their favorite candidate to stay
There once was a chairman from FCC
Whose stance on revoking was to let be
ABC’s fate was unclear
No decision was near
But the process might soon come to see
There once was a lawyer from DOJ
Whose claims caused quite a big display
He said investigations were rushed
And incomplete, they were crushed
But failed to prove schools went astray
There once was a man, so the governor said,
If convicted, he’ll face hurt, not bed,
A world of pain awaits,
If guilty, his fate,
In trouble, he’ll find himself dread.
There once was a Fox News host who
Said Trump’s words were quite foul, it’s true
Much sleazier things
From the President springs
His comments are far from mild, too
There once was a governor named Abbott,
Who said extradition was not in his habit.
From Minnesota’s requests,
He simply detests,
And ignores them like a crafty rabbit.
There once was a late night host
Who used the president’s boast
To make a strong case
For an Emmy race
His words were like butter on toast.
The White House attacks are quite bizarre,
Testosterone-based, they go too far,
Ms. NOW’s Willie Geist,
Found the whole thing a feast,
Of ridiculousness that left a scar.