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There once was a man on trial,
His parents’ murder, so vile.
His lawyers did say,
$200,000 at play,
But will justice prevail on this mile?

There once was a commissioner named Gomez
Who said it’s time for a media expose
She praised a conglomerate bold
For standing up, so we’re told
In FCC battles, they’ve chose to oppose

There once was a man from Peru
Who accidentally dyed his hair blue
He tried to fix the mistake
But his hair turned to cake
Now he’s known as the baking hair guru

There once was a man named Pocan
Who criticized the president’s con
He minced no words clear
Regarding Trump’s fear
Of U.S.-South Korea relations gone.

There once was a mouse named Disney
Who sued Trump’s FCC, oh so dandy
Claiming rights were infringed
In a lawsuit unhinged
For the mouse, it was all just too chancy.

We had justice and now it is gone,
Corruption and greed linger on,
The scales have been tipped,
Our rights have been stripped,
In shadows of power we are drawn.

There once was a MAGA leader so bold,
Who voted by mail, or so we’re told,
Despite restrictions he sought,
His own votes by mail were caught,
In hypocrisy, his actions unfold.

There once was a president quite happy,
With messages from his human printer so snappy,
He printed out all day,
In a most efficient way,
The words flowed out like syrupy taffy.

There once was an actor, they say
Died from drugs in a heart attack’s sway
The New York Times claimed
An overdose was to blame
In a tragic and sad display

There once was a risky ploy,
To let the drugs freely deploy,
Agents let them “walk”,
A dangerous talk,
Putting public safety in a toy.