There once was a PM named Burnham
Who thought he was texting with Wiles
But the truth was quite stark
It was a White House Chief’s lark
As they shared laughs and smiles
There once was a man Cheung by name,
Who didn’t like the Democrat’s aim,
He found the snarky digs,
About the president’s gigs,
With aide Natalie Harp, quite a shame.
A star from “Heroes” and “Nashville”
Was found unresponsive, a pill she did swallow
In a South Carolina flat
She was pronounced dead at that
Officials confirmed on Sunday, it’s sorrow
There once was a field producer named Gutman,
Whose lewd comments caused quite a conundrum.
A lawsuit was filed,
By a woman reviled,
For creating a hostile work forum.
ICE’s partnerships have soared
With local departments adored
Under Trump’s administration
There’s no hesitation
Their collaboration has roared
In 41 states, exemptions did rise,
Including the District so wise,
Tax breaks for the wealthy elite,
Leaving some feeling the heat,
As the exemptions took to the skies.
There once was a Dem from Michigan,
Who had a degree quite academic,
He hinted at Trump’s incontinence,
In a cheeky interview, no pretense,
This candidate sure was a slick one.
There once was a debater quite bold,
Who pulled out a prop to unfold,
To troll Tim Pool he did try,
But Tim darted away with a sly,
Escaping the progressives he strolled.
There once was a court in appeal
To hear Trump’s case, a big ordeal
They were asked to reconsider
And decide if he’s a winner
A decision that’s set to reveal.
There once was an actor and singer
Whose work brought a lot of zinger
Co-stars and fans
All gave their hands
To remember him, love still lingers