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There once was a host named Kimmel,
His fill-in said, “Buckle up, dimple!”
She took on the show,
And had to go with the flow,
Her lighthearted humor did brimful.

There once was a man from Kansas
Hiking Europe’s largest volcano he planned
At 29 years old
His story was told
On Sunday, his adventure began

There once was a CNN commentator
Who got a quick reminder about the president’s behavior
She was shocked and appalled
By the things he had called
And wondered if he’d ever be greater.

There once was a man named Trump, oh,
Who attacked CNN’s Kristen Holmes, no!
The White House did follow,
To a new low that was hollow,
In a limerick, this story does show.

There once was a man named Dale,
Who hit the president with truth’s hail,
He spoke bluntly and bold,
His words never cold,
That’s how Daniel Dale set sail.

There once was a man named Lanza,
Who said, “I’ve got nothing on this.”
He searched high and low,
But found nothing to show,
Poor Bryan Lanza was left in a crisis.

The board issued a stern warning so grave,
About the president’s latest military wave,
They found his message quite dangerous,
Their stance was quite rigorous,
In the newspaper’s editorial cave.

There once was a man named Kevin Lamour,
Who criticized Infantino’s plan with a roar,
To sell off a stake,
In the World Cup they make,
He thought it was all quite a bore.

There once was a diplomat so wise,
Who couldn’t see through the disguise,
“On all levels,” he cried,
“It makes no sense,” he sighed,
In confusion, he rolled his eyes.

A CNN data guru once said
The group’s shift away from the president spread
Could have a “massive impact”
On the midterms in fact
Their data analysis led.