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There once was a host of a show
Who mocked the president’s wild throw
With quips and with jest
He poked fun at the best
On “Tonight Show” his humor did glow

The June jobs numbers, quite stark,
Showed a labor market on the mark.
A sharp reversal was found,
As employment did rebound,
In June, things were looking less dark.

They’re not angry at me, Trump said with glee,
But they are angry at Republicans, you see.
Though he tried to deflect,
Voters showed their disrespect,
In the end, the GOP took the key.

There once was a host from Fox News,
Who only focused on one thing to amuse.
With bias so clear,
His viewers cheer,
But critical thinking, they often lose.

There once was a president bold
Who lashed out at Rosie, we’re told
She claimed he was ill
He got quite a shrill
Their feud never did really fold.

A Truth Social post was the jest,
The MS NOW host put to the test,
“The funny thing is,
If any of this is funny,”
Was the president’s jest at its best.

There once was a podcaster so keen
Spelling out what America should mean
Speculation did rise
For a third-party prize
In 2028, his bid could be seen

There once was a man from Spokane
Who started a fire that had grown
In his confession he shared
How he planned and prepared
To ignite the blaze on his own.

There once was a rationing plan
Expected to last through August’s span
With supplies in demand
They’ll stick to the plan
Till the shelves are full once again

There once was a move that was sly,
To undermine the Court, oh my!
14th Amendment held tight,
But they planned with great might,
Their actions would not go awry.