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There once was a congressman named Miller
Whose behavior could not have been shriller
His own father-in-law
Said he should withdraw
For his actions could not be much iller

There once was a senator named Cotton,
Who made a mistake that was rotten.
He wasn’t alone,
Others made a groan,
Republicans in trouble, they’re caught in.

There once were storms intense and severe,
Scientists warned, “Stay in, do not veer.”
The region was hit hard,
With winds that did discard,
Leaving chaos and destruction clear.

There once was a president bold
Who offered two choices to behold
For how long he’d be in office
He presented with promise
His future remained yet untold

There once was a president whose voters
Were struggling, feeling like floaters
He promised low prices
But that was just a crisis
Now they’re stuck in financial rotors

There once was a daughter-in-law
Who spoke on a viral video flaw
At a service to honor
Senator Graham, the charmer
In memory, they found a new draw

Although no one observed the collision,
A telescope in Chile with precision
Spotted debris plume,
Astronomers assume,
Resulting from the crash’s supervision.

There once was a host with last word,
Delivered a damning monologue heard,
Trump plotting a crime,
In due time,
For justice he will not be ignored.

There once was a person who wrote
“Never seen anything like it”, they dote
In their lifetime so far
It’s a first, by far
A sight that has truly smote

There once was a guy, El-Sayed,
Who took his kids swimming in s**t’s creek;
He won the nomination with great speed,
In Michigan’s Democratic scene, indeed,
For U.S. Senate, his victory streak.