Lawmakers Demand Crackdown On Wildfire Prediction Betting Over Arson Concerns
There once were some rules they did make
To prevent gamblers from rake
In profits they might find
Encouraging disasters unkind
Market regulators urged for their sake
There once were some rules they did make
To prevent gamblers from rake
In profits they might find
Encouraging disasters unkind
Market regulators urged for their sake
There once was a host who would say
The GOP candidate’s gone astray
In Georgia, the Senate race
Running “MAGA” with pace
Could cost them the win on the way
There once was a lady named Towle,
Whose family felt the heavy toll,
On social media they said,
She was sunshine, not dread,
In memories, her spirit will roll.
There once was a Rep named Dan Crenshaw,
Who ranted ’bout affordability law,
Some folks had a thought,
It would help Dems a lot,
In a campaign ad, they saw the flaw.
There once was a president mad,
Who attacked Moore, oh so bad,
In a social media spree,
He called him “phony” with glee,
But Moore just shrugged and said, “Glad!”
There once was a crash in January
Helicopter and jet led the way
67 people died
So the FAA applied
No mixed traffic around the airport, they say
There once was a man named Carney,
Who made a joke about Trump quite funny.
The crowd burst with laughter,
At the president’s disaster,
Mark’s wit left them all in a frenzy.
There once was a speech in Las Vegas,
Interrupted by a cute little imp,
But things took a turn,
Political concerns,
Turned the mood from joy to mere grimace.
There once was a Fox News host so bold,
Who had an awkward moment unfold.
On his very own show,
Things did not go with the flow,
And his embarrassment was quite cold.
There once was a senator named Tuberville,
Agreeing with Kudlow, he did not swerve ill,
In Alabama state,
They both share the same fate,
Their views on the economy, they fulfill.