There once were soldiers who made a lament
About disinvestment in the Orient
Years of neglect, they say
By administrations at play
Ending U.S. involvement, they resent
There once was a man named Tillis,
Who said with a shake and a shiver,
“A political error,
We must avoid, I fear,
For that would be a terrible misstep.”
There once was a White House account,
With errors that caused a amount.
Despite the president’s try,
The post stayed up high,
For hours, causing a big amount.
There once was a CEO named Sam Altman
Whose interview turned quite a bit too clammy
Things got tense and quite hot
But Sam handled the spot
With grace and a calm demeanor uncanny
There once were guides, quite local, you see,
Whose businesses took a hit, quite measly.
As work on D.C. landmarks roared,
Their profits quickly soared,
Now they long for tourists, oh so freely.
There once was a pastor named Flynn
Who committed a terrible sin
Shot his wife in the head
Then staged a home invasion instead
For his mistress, his heart was all in
There once was a lawsuit in Seattle,
Claimed Starbucks drinks weren’t what they peddled.
Protein drinks with sugar,
Listed as a no-sugar bugger,
Now the truth has been finally settled.
A scientist named Dr. Karl,
Balanced work with his children quite swell.
In between calls and such,
He’d make lunch in a rush,
Parenting skills he showed off so well.
There once was a man named Gayden
Charged with murder, it’s certain
He stabbed a young lass
In a terrible pass
Now he faces the court’s stern curtain.
There once was a CNN anchor so fine,
Who responded to attacks, line by line,
With a look in her eye,
She let silence reply,
And let her actions shine, oh so divine.