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There once was a judge from D.C.,
Slapped down the MAGA leader with glee,
In a three-page decree,
Bastian made it clear to see,
No relief for the leader would be.

There once were investigators who
Hoped someone would recognize the writing style true
They searched high and low
For a lead to follow
In hopes of solving the mystery anew.

There once was a rep who did say,
“We can’t let abusers have their way.
Just because you dislike
A girl, doesn’t mean strike,
We must protect children, come what may.”

On Broad Peak, three climbers were found,
Their bodies now resting on ground.
In Pakistan’s high mountain air,
They met a fate unfair,
Rescuers’ efforts were profound.

There once was a “Late Night” show bit,
That was brief, just a moment to fit.
With jokes quick and snappy,
The audience was happy,
It was over before they could sit.

A strategist Democrat named Brown
Doubled down on his bold prediction
That Trump, you’ll see,
Will leave his post, guaranteed,
Before his White House term’s eviction.

There once was a mass crossing to Ceuta,
Causing Europe to tremble and mutter,
Italy threatened to suspend,
The EU’s border trend,
Leaving many in quite a clutter.

There once was a Cabinet member quite bold
Who in public praised POTUS, we’re told
It’s not the first time
He’s committed this crime
In a setting where his true thoughts unfold

There has never been a president before
President Trump who had ratings this poor
CNN’s chief data analyst did declare
His approval numbers beyond repair
The lowest in history, that’s for sure

There once was a senator named Blumenthal
Who called a hearing quite banal
He declared it with ire
A day of great mire
In Senate history, the darkest of all