There once were conservatives who cared
For standards and decorum they shared
About how you act
And conduct in fact
Said Stephen A. Smith, who declared
There once was a host from Late Night,
Who highlighted things getting “weirder” in sight.
For the president he bombed,
Behind the podium he calmed,
On that strange and eventful night.
There once was a mogul named Musk,
Told by Chef José he was brusque,
“You’re a tyrant, it’s true,
Change your ways, start anew,”
Now Elon’s behavior’s less brusque.
There once was a Senator named Bill,
Who criticized the CDC’s ill will,
He slammed them for the fear,
That parents hold dear,
Their decisions now harder to fulfill.
There once was a teen from Georgia
Charged at Capitol, quite a pariah
With a shotgun in hand
And body armor so grand
Now guilty of firearm, the liar
There once was a judge from L.A.,
Who ruled the singer must stay.
Without any bail,
In a legal detail,
Charlaine Olmedo had her way.
There once was a bridge o’er the Detroit,
To Canada and the U.S. it’ll employ,
For trade and for tourists,
It’ll never be porous,
As a critical route it’ll bring much joy.
There once was a judge named Gorsuch,
Who claimed we’re not from the same church,
He said it’s just not true,
Our beliefs are askew,
Our origins he tried to disavouch.
There once was a journalist from NBC,
Who believed Nancy Guthrie’s abductors, you see,
Had tried to do things right,
But kept details out of sight,
Leaving the truth a mystery.
Most Americans are unsure of Trump’s goals,
The survey revealed deep in the polls.
His policies unclear,
Leaves the nation in fear,
As uncertainty constantly rolls.