Trump Goes Off-Script During Lindsey Graham Eulogy: ‘He Was A Tough Cookie’
There once was a president bold
Who stopped the mourners to be told
Of Graham’s likability
On each side of civility
A claim that he had to uphold
There once was a president bold
Who stopped the mourners to be told
Of Graham’s likability
On each side of civility
A claim that he had to uphold
Iran launched missiles one day,
At American forces, they say,
In the Middle East clash,
With a deafening crash,
Negotiations now in disarray.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who felt his case was a dump,
Supreme Court gave a loss,
But he didn’t toss,
He vowed for a rehearing, not a slump.
There once was a man named Keith,
Who decried the use of AI beneath,
Generating nude images with skill,
Against people’s will,
A practice he deemed a foul breach.
There once was a thing with a name,
They changed it, but it’s all the same,
I’m not buying the lie,
My thoughts will not comply,
The new name won’t bring me fame.
There once was a law quite severe
On prediction markets, it’s clear
Creating or aiding
Was now a crime braid
No activities connected, we fear
There once was a lad named Colt Gray,
Charged as an adult one day.
At fourteen years old,
The story was told,
In court he would have to stay.
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Who disapproved of sex dolls with glee.
Though the company was sister,
Officials insisted they’d missed her,
For Realbotix acts independently.
There once was a man named Marc Rosenblum
Thrilled to end ties with the government glum
He bid farewell with glee
To the current decree
A fresh start with hope has now come
There once was a teen so grim,
Killed two students and teachers on a whim,
His mother, in sorrow,
Promised a shrine to follow,
A tragic tale at Apalachee High School, so dim.