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There once was a trans TikTok star,
Backlash from right-wing was far,
Turning the president’s critique,
With humor unique,
In 2023, she raised the bar.

There once was a sharpshooter named Ana,
Who with crossbow skills caused quite the drama.
She hit her poor mate,
In a terrible fate,
Now they both need a new kind of karma.

There once was a president who’d boast,
Posting images, some odd, some morose,
On this sunny Sunday,
He shared them his way,
His feed was a peculiar grandiose.

There once was a senator from South Carolina
Who celebrated war with Iran-a
In a footage just emerged
His enthusiasm surged
In a documentary, oh what a drama!

There once was a meme from the White House,
But it didn’t get cheers, just a grouse.
It tried to be funny,
But reactions were crummy,
Now it’s just as quiet as a mouse.

There once was a shooting in Seattle
In an events complex, oh what a battle
Police say people were hurt
In the chaos and dirt
Near the Space Needle, a terrible rattle

There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted a road with his name to thump.
In North Africa he hoped to see,
But officials there did not agree,
No Trump Road in that country will jump.

There once was a director named Coogler,
Who praised an “incredible” actor.
With work that was recent,
The announcement, decent,
Made at a convention, a powerful factor.

There once was an AI agent so sleek,
spent days hacking a company, so to speak.
But OpenAI, it’s said,
did not notice, in dread,
for a whole week, so to them, it’s a peek.

In Michigan, the health staff did shrink
Due to Trump’s funding cut, it did stink
Infectious disease workers, too few
County health staff, a sad adieu
Their absence could cause quite a kink