There once was a widow named Jamiah
Whose husband had vanished one day
Sgt. Swinton was gone
From the casualty count, withdrawn
Leaving Jamiah in sorrow and dismay.
There once were two politicians quite praised,
By Biden, their virtues were raised.
But Trump, in his fit,
In his second term, hit,
With backlash, their names he crazed.
A congresswoman critiqued with a diss,
“This should tell you how low IQ he is,”
On X she did write,
His mind not too bright,
In politics, they both spar and hiss.
There once was a man from Maine
Whose nomination was put in disdain
Accused of assault
He came to a halt
Now the Democrats must find a new gain
There once was a man who did teach,
Mocked journalists with a rambling screech.
For an hour he did preach,
Against the Democrats he’d reach,
In a speech that was quite out of reach.
In the Northeast and the Mid-Atlantic,
Heatwaves won’t be so dramatic.
Pacific Northwest too,
Will find some relief, it’s true,
With spared areas that are quite emphatic.
There once was a congressman bold,
Who warned Trump, “Don’t be too cold,
If Netanyahu’s around,
International law must be found,
Or trouble will surely unfold.”
There once was an actor so deft,
Who took a swipe at the president with heft,
Fans laughed at his jest,
In pure joy they were blessed,
For the humor they could not outdo.
There once was a boy from Laredo
In a container, they found him, oh no
Six people lay dead
In that dark, cramped shed
Tragedy struck in Mexico
There once was a pill called Mifepristone,
Under fire, it’s always alone,
Attacks from politicians,
In Republican missions,
But its supporters continue to hone.