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There once was a secretary new,
In Homeland Security, it’s true.
Just four months in the role,
With a very tough goal,
To keep the country safe, through and through.

There once was a business, they say,
Sharing Colbert’s old magic each day,
With guests in a special display,
They brought the humor to stay,
In a unique and fun-filled array.

There once were champs with great pride,
Celebrating with the president inside,
But the crackdown on immigration,
Cast a shadow of agitation,
Despite their victory, the atmosphere has died.

There once was an Olympian old,
Whose actions were greedy and bold,
Destroyed property with glee,
Worth more than a grand, you see,
Prosecutors’ task is a tall order told.

A Rep from Florida named Kat,
Said Capitol Hill’s not where it’s at,
She wouldn’t feel right,
To send her daughter in sight,
Of the chaos and politics spat.

The U.S. will now tax imports high,
From 60 nations, the prices will fly.
At 10 to 12.5 percent,
It’s a new government dent,
On goods that beneath our flag lie.

There once was a Trump loyalist guy,
Who pleaded for “two normal parties” to apply.
But his wish went astray,
As chaos held sway,
In politics, a tumultuous lie.

There once was a host from ABC,
Who spoke out about his one-time rival, you see.
In an interview so grand,
He did take a stand,
And shared his thoughts so freely.

There once was a storm in the bay
Leaving damage in its wild array
Climatologist Jay
Said it’s unlikely to stay
Just passing through, come what may

There once was a man named Kudlow,
Who thought the GOP did blow,
They were letting everyone down,
And nothing was getting done, he’d frown,
In leadership, they were slow.