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There once was an Oval Office so grand,
With a shiny new look in demand.
The President’s chair,
With power to spare,
In a room that was truly so grand.

There once was an analyst of note
Who said, “Two issues are afloat
Front and center they stand,
In the political land,
Causing quite a commotion and bloat.”

There once was a time so sunny,
With layoffs remaining quite puny.
Despite global fears,
They stayed in low gears,
A trend that seemed quite funny.

There once was a man named Gary Peters,
Who criticized the president’s weak efforts.
He said, “Failure of leadership is clear,
In handling the conflict, I fear.”
His words brought attention to the expert’s.

There once was a scholar named Ruth,
Who critiqued with a powerful truth.
Her words were not subtle,
But rang loud and doubled,
In the fight for justice and sooth.

There once was a man named Pete Hegseth
Asked for $67 billion with zest
For the war he did plea
Despite victory, you see
In the quest for more funds, he’s obsessed

There once was a Dem nominee named Keisha
Teasing her opponent, Rick, with a sneeze-a
She claimed he was finally honest
With his agenda, no longer modest
In Georgia, the race sure is a pleaser

There once was a pastor named Martin
Whose photo skills were quite darin’
He captured the group
With a final snap whoop
But their fate was quite dishearten

There once was a man at a rally
Whose impression was quite the finale
Sitting behind Trump
He made quite a jump
In a spot-on act, quite the tally

There once was a witness who cried,
The government’s account was denied,
“It’s a lie,” he declared,
And the truth he shared,
In court, his words could not be defied.