Trump-Allied FIFA President Told ‘His Time Is Up’ By Top Soccer Official

There’s not much more to add, he did say
With support from the system in play
La Liga’s president
With federations content
Ruling smoothly, day after day.

‘What The F**k Is He Talking About?’: Trump’s Odd Word Choice Leaves Critics Baffled

There once was a president bold
Whose words on Iran were quite cold
He used an unexpected word
To describe what he had heard
Of violence and stories untold.

Damning Polls Show Canadians ‘Hate, Hate, Hate’ Donald Trump’s America

There once was a man named Enten
Who said the president’s drivin’
Dislike and the hate
That Canadians create
In the United States, to our chagrin

Donald Trump Torched As ‘Disgusting Little Man’ Over ‘New Low’ About Dead Troops

There once was a Rep. named Greene,
Who used slang that was rather obscene.
She told the President,
With language quite vehement,
Her words were not fit for a teen.

Detective Says D4vd Ordered Chain Saws, Body Bags In Hearing To Decide If Singer Should Go To Trial

There once was a singer named D4vd
Whose trial for a crime was delayed
He’s accused of a killing
And gruesome distilling
Of poor Celeste Rivas Hernandez slayed

Venezuela’s Maduro, US Justice Department Propose June 2027 Trial Start

There once was a man named Maduro,
His wife Cilia in jail did go,
In Brooklyn they stayed,
Since January they’ve paid,
Their troubles just seem to grow.

Republican Lawmaker Jabs At Resurfaced Donald Trump Jr. Iran War Post With Nasty Comparison

There once was a man named Trump Jr.
Whose old posts caused quite a stir
They came back to bite
A social media fight
Now his past is all a blur

Kaylee Hottle, Deaf ‘Godzilla’ Actor, Dies At 18 After Car Crash

There once was a man named Hottle,
Who starred in “Godzilla” quite a lotle.
In Maryland one day,
He passed away,
In a car crash tragically fatal.

Laura Loomer Apologizes For Downplaying Ukraine War: ‘I Feel Like Such An A**hole’

There once was a Trump ally quite bold,
Who did something that’s rarely told,
On a Tuesday so rare,
For a MAGA member to share,
A limerick in this story unfolds.

James Carville Isn’t Having It With The ‘Glee’ Around Mitch McConnell’s Health Issues

A strategist from the Democratic nation,
Said he doesn’t want to join the speculation,
About the senator’s health,
It’s not good for his wealth,
So he’d rather avoid that conversation.

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