Trump-Allied FIFA President Told ‘His Time Is Up’ By Top Soccer Official
There’s not much more to add, he did say
With support from the system in play
La Liga’s president
With federations content
Ruling smoothly, day after day.
There’s not much more to add, he did say
With support from the system in play
La Liga’s president
With federations content
Ruling smoothly, day after day.
There once was a president bold
Whose words on Iran were quite cold
He used an unexpected word
To describe what he had heard
Of violence and stories untold.
There once was a man named Enten
Who said the president’s drivin’
Dislike and the hate
That Canadians create
In the United States, to our chagrin
There once was a Rep. named Greene,
Who used slang that was rather obscene.
She told the President,
With language quite vehement,
Her words were not fit for a teen.
There once was a singer named D4vd
Whose trial for a crime was delayed
He’s accused of a killing
And gruesome distilling
Of poor Celeste Rivas Hernandez slayed
There once was a man named Maduro,
His wife Cilia in jail did go,
In Brooklyn they stayed,
Since January they’ve paid,
Their troubles just seem to grow.
There once was a man named Trump Jr.
Whose old posts caused quite a stir
They came back to bite
A social media fight
Now his past is all a blur
There once was a man named Hottle,
Who starred in “Godzilla” quite a lotle.
In Maryland one day,
He passed away,
In a car crash tragically fatal.
There once was a Trump ally quite bold,
Who did something that’s rarely told,
On a Tuesday so rare,
For a MAGA member to share,
A limerick in this story unfolds.
A strategist from the Democratic nation,
Said he doesn’t want to join the speculation,
About the senator’s health,
It’s not good for his wealth,
So he’d rather avoid that conversation.