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There once was a robot in space,
With jetpacks to give satellites grace,
It flew miles up high,
To help them get by,
Extending their life in this place.

There once was a post that was slammed,
For being quite embarrassing and damned,
The comments were rough,
They said it was tough,
But the poster just didn’t give a damn.

There once was a president so grand,
Got jeered at the World Cup in the stands,
Spain played Argentina,
The crowd was a stinger,
Supercut showed all in the land.

There once was a chair, so sassy
Said GOP had thoughts that were glassy
Critics noticed the theme
In a graphic, it seemed
Original thoughts, none were classy

There once was a president, it’s a twist,
Said the analyst, “Get this over with!”
In five lines, I’ll be quick,
To write you a limerick,
With humor and rhyme so adroit.

There once was a host named MS NOW
Who slammed the president with a POW
Despite the war’s deadly rate
The family’s “grand old time” was the bait
In their world, it’s all just a WOW

There once was a president, no slack,
67% say he’s on the wrong track,
Cost of living, they cry,
Nearly half did reply,
In the U.S., they want to turn back.

There once was a director of speech
Who resorted to lies within reach
When an actor did slam
The administration, damn
Using long-debunked claims in a breach

There once was a host, Nicolle Wallace,
Who called out MAGA pundits with malice,
She said, “Kelly can’t launder,
The president’s self-dealings, it’s a blunder,”
On “Deadline: White House,” she took on this challenge.

There once were some cops who had said,
“We will look at all angles with this,” they pled.
They searched high and low,
Through rain and through snow,
Till the culprit was caught in their stead.