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There once was a family estranged,
For a decade their bond was deranged.
But new photos have shown
That their love has re-grown,
And their hearts are no longer estranged.

There once was a “Daily Show” host,
Who mocked the president, to our utmost,
For needing a feed,
Of lies, to succeed,
In the end, it’s the truth that we toast.

There once was a man named Meyers,
Who called out a liar with fire,
He said with a shout,
“He’s lying, no doubt,”
In truth, he never did tire.

There once was a social media commenter,
Who said, “She’s so close,” in a letter.
With each post she’d share,
He’d show he did care,
Their connection grew strong, even better.

There once was an actor so bold,
Who mocked right-wing outrage and told,
About the cast of “The Odyssey,”
He laughed with such glee,
In the limelight, his humor did unfold.

There once were some players from Argentina,
Facing fans, backs turned, in a demeaning manner,
As Spain raised the trophy,
Their demeanor so snooty,
But the loss didn’t leave them in a trauma.

There once was a comic named Maher
At the Kennedy Center, a flair
For wit, he was awarded
But a crack from the lady, discarded
As she stole the attention, right there

There once was a man named Perry,
Who paid for a funeral quite harry,
For an 18-year-old lad,
It made everyone glad,
Such kindness is truly quite rare-y.

There once was a lawyer named Nessel,
In Michigan, she sure did wrestle.
To the Supreme Court she’ll go,
Cases high and cases low,
With her arguments sharp as a trestle.

Five souls on an Ohio river tide,
Went in to help, but tragically died.
A swimmer in need,
Led to this sad deed,
Now five angels on heaven’s side.