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There once was a president, quite keen,
To bask in the spotlight, it seemed,
Presenting the trophy,
To Spain, to be lofty,
His time in the limelight, a dream.

There once was a man named Cucurella
Whose word was as good as a fella
He promised a coach
A tattoo approach
Now he must ink his skin to be bella

There once was a man named Romero,
Who snubbed the president, oh no!
At the ceremony,
For runners-up glory,
In Argentina, trouble did grow.

There once was a man named Gianni,
Whose flights circled the planet uncanny,
2 1/2 times around,
He covered much ground,
In his jet he flew far and quite handy.

There once was a jinx who could speak,
His words would make even the strongest go weak,
With a curse or a spell,
He would cast it so well,
And leave his victims feeling quite meek.

There once was a lettuce so fine,
From Taylor Farms it did shine,
But the FDA found,
A parasite all around,
In a sample of iceberg divine.

There once was a man named David
Whose old friend he always chided
On “Life, Larry, and the Pursuit
Of Unhappiness” to boot
Mockery and laughter provided

Argentina’s seeking its fourth title,
Spain could be the first in the aisle.
Both striving for fame,
In the soccer game,
Their dreams may soon reconcile.

There once was a president so great,
Whose team won soccer’s premier fate,
The real victor, they say,
Was the USA,
With celebrations that just couldn’t wait.

There once was a man full of spleen,
Who hated the president, it seemed.
He said to another,
“You work for a bother,
The silliest man ever seen.”