There once was a host named Rantz,
Who said ICE officers don’t kill by chance,
He defended their name,
Their actions he tried to tame,
Said they’re not on a murderous dance.
There once was a man of great might,
Carlson claimed he was wrong, not right,
As the U.S. president,
Trump faced discontent,
His faults were in plain sight.
There once was a woman named Alex
Who confronted Pete with attacks
She unleashed her strong voice
Made him rethink his choice
To focus on scandals, not facts.
There once was a man from Conn,
Who called out the MAGA con,
For spreading conspiracy lies,
He didn’t mince words or disguise,
Just laid out the truth and moved on.
There once were two brothers named Tate,
Influencers who sealed a bad fate,
In Miami they got caught,
By the law, they were sought,
Now in jail, they’ll have to wait.
There once was a strike in Kuwait,
Iran caused significant debate,
Hit a plant and oil site,
Left destruction in sight,
Their actions spurred much hate.
There once were some fires in Ontario,
And the Boundary Waters Canoe Area, don’t cha know?
They burned wild and free,
In Canada and Minnesota, you see,
The firefighters worked to end the fiery show.
There once were two men who did find
Through DNA, they’d been so maligned
Switched at birth long ago
Their true lives didn’t know
Hospital’s to blame, all entwined
There once was a singer on tour
Always working, she wanted more
With love she did toil
Her heart all a-boil
In her work she found joy to the core
There once was a strategist bold
Who thought CNN was too cold
For not airing live
The president’s strive
Their decision he strongly scolded