There once was an ICE officer in Maine,
Who shot a Colombian man in disdain.
As an Army vet, he was feared,
His violent past was cleared,
By close relatives, his behavior caused pain.
There once was a deployment, they say,
Set to end by the close of the day.
Extended before,
Now it’s time to explore,
What comes next, come what may.
There once was a man with great youth
Who always spoke nothing but truth
His words were so bold
His stories untold
In honesty, he found his sleuth
There once was a comic so sly
Who uncovered a tale on the sly
A story that’s sweeping the nation
Caused quite a sensation
With humor, he gave it a try.
There once was a party, they say
Republicans in quite a disarray
MS NOW anchor did claim
Their fate is far from tame
In chaos they seem to stay
There once was a man from Kentucky
Who thought the new coins were quite yucky
He called out the Treasury
For what he thought was a frenzy
Over coins honoring the president and his lucky.
A clash of styles, Spain vs Argentina,
Football giants, a match so grandia.
Tiki-taka or flair,
Who will win, do you dare?
Excitement mounts, in this game, hysteria.
There once were some players from Argentina
Who posed with a banner, a bold propaganda
Claiming the Falklands as their own
But the truth must be shown
In the end, it’s the people who will reign ya
There once was a man named Joe Rogan
Who told the VP, “Not in the slogan!”
At the White House he spoke,
Said it was a bad joke,
In trouble, he felt like a Hogan.
There once was a senator named Lummis
Whose allegiance to Trump was the premise
With a tepid reaction
To his claims and satisfaction
In Wyoming, her loyalty shines with no blemish