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In San Fran, one person has died,
Two missing, off pontoon boat ride,
Sixteen others saved,
In the waters they braved,
Rescue teams rushed to their side.

There once was a president, failed,
Who pocketed billions, derailed.
Driving up prices with no care,
Afraid to lose midterms, beware,
Democratic lawmaker unveiled.

There once was a senator named Hayes
Who used his ties to the president in clever ways
He delivered his vision
For the Republican mission
And left a lasting political blaze.

There once was a president who, in a state,
Lashed out at his opponent with hate.
He said with a shove,
He’d “love to” moderate and prove
In 2028, he’d set the debate rate.

There once was an outbreak quite grim,
In Michigan, cases did swim.
Ohio and New York,
Also feeling the torque,
Reported numbers quite prim.

A user asked, “Will you arrest yourself?”
To the defense secretary’s own self.
With a smirk and a grin,
He replied with chagrin,
“I’ll consider it, but not to great wealth.”

There once was a man full of dread
Failed victims, they fiercely said
We deserve much more
Our country, they swore
For better justice, they pled

A judge named Amy Coney Barrett,
Sought a budget increase that’s fair,
The threats never cease,
She pleaded for peace,
Fourteen million she asked for with care.

There once was a senator named Wyden
Accusing Kennedy of breaking the law, ridin’
He urged third-party folks
To drop out of their yokes
In Iowa, where the races were sidin’

There once was a boy of sixteen,
To adult court, he was seen.
A girl of just fifteen,
In juvenile court she did glean.
Both to face trial, it seems.