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There once was a press secretary
Who warned of the president’s strategy
His “improvising” ways
Could be a “drag” on his party’s days
Affecting their midterm victory

There once were some MAGA allies,
Who sang a different tune in disguise,
In private they’d speak,
Their true thoughts they’d leak,
Contradicting their publicized lies.

There once was a comic so fine,
Who explained Trump’s actions in line.
He said with a smile,
It’s just for his style,
Restarting hostilities with Iran.

There’s been a massive change in view,
According to CNN’s data crew,
The public’s opinion did switch,
Reported by this data-rich hitch,
A big shift in what people construe.

There once was a first lady so grand,
Marc Beckman praised her and took a firm stand.
He called her quite crucial,
In history so crucial,
A title she’ll always command.

There once was a CNN anchor bold,
Who used the president’s words that were told.
With clever finesse,
He caused quite a mess,
And left the president feeling quite cold.

A request from Mexico’s been made,
To investigate deaths that have laid,
In ICE’s cruel grip,
Migrants met with a trip,
To their final rest, dismayed.

There once was a man named Elon Musk,
Who caused quite a legal fuss,
$1 million checks to voters he’d send,
But the Wisconsin Commission did not bend,
Finding probable cause, it’s a must.

There once was a man with great wit
Besties with Ivanka and Kushner, legit
Their friendship, not counterfeit
In count, he won’t omit
For they’re close, that’s the ultimate fit

There once was a senator from Maine,
Referencing Schumer, causing some strain.
In 2020 he’d said,
What the senator spread,
A limerick to explain the campaign.